| Tarantinos The Lord of The Rings |
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| Por Folco | |
| 25 de junho de 2005 | |
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Página 1 de 28 BOOK 1 Sitting under a tree, reading a book, is Frodo Baggins. He hears a voice singing a song. Its an old mans voice. Frodo puts the book down and looks to the road. He sees Gandalf, The Grey on his chariot. A smile opens on his face. Gandalf looks at Frodo and also opens a smile. GANDALF: Come here, you little bastard! Frodo runs to the road and jumps on the chariot, then, hugs Gandalf. FRODO: What are you doing here, Gandalf? GANDALF: What the fuck do you think Im doing here? Im visiting Bilbo! FRODO: Why? GANDALF: Its not your fucking business! Frodo looks at Gandalfs face and notices the pipe. FRODO: What are you smoking? GANDALF: Weed. FRODO: Is it the good kind? GANDALF: What? FRODO: Is it good? GANDALF: Boy, this is guaranteed to jack you up! FRODO: Our weed is good too. GANDALF: Yeah, right! Id rather smoke a monkey than smoke that piece of shit! FRODO: Are you selling it? GANDALF: Are you fucking crazy? I brought this from Mirkwood! Its too strong for you anyway. Te chariot passes by a group of kids. The kids start running after the chariot on the road. KIDS: Gandalf, fireworks!!!! Gandalf! Gandalf!! Fireworks!! Fireworks!!! Gandalf continues to look straight and the kids stop running. They all look sad. GANDALF: Do you want fire works? Ill give you some freaking fireworks! Gandalf takes a Machine Gun from his coat, aims to the sky and shoots! TATATATTATATATATATTA!!!! They kids all scream and run away crying. Frodo is laughing. FRODO: Gandalf, it was good to see ya. Frodo jumps of the chariot. Gandalf arrives at Bag End, Bilbo Baggins house. He jumps of the chariot and knocks on the door. Bilbo screams from inside the house. BILBO: What the fuck do you want, you pieces of shit!!! I dont want anybody here. GANDALF: Not even an old sexual partner? Bilbo opens the door and sees Gandalf. He jumps and hugs Gandalf. BILBO: Gandalf, come in! |
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