| Tarantinos The Lord of The Rings |
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| Por Folco | |
| 25 de junho de 2005 | |
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Página 13 de 28 HOURS LATER Aragorn and Glorfindel are riding their horses. Each one carries two hobbits. Aragorn carries Frodo and Merry and Glorfindel carries Sam and Pippin. Aragorn and start talking while riding their horses really fast. ARAGORN: How long until we get to Rivendell? GLORFINDEL: At this speed? 2 days! ARAGORN: We have to go faster, non-stop! GLORFINDEL: I know. SAM: Oh, my god! You are an elf? GLORFINDEL: Yes, little hobbit. SAM: Wow! The two horses continued to ride at a very high speed trough the hills, plains and valleys of Middle Earth, on the road to Rivendell. 2 DAYS LATER Gandalf and Radagast are also travelling on Rivendells direction, but on another road. They are very near the Ford that has to be crossed to get to Rivendell. When they arrive at the Ford, they stop their horses. GANDALF: Here, well wait here to Aragorn. RADAGAST: I have a bad feeling about this. And you know what happens when a nigger has a bad feeling. Specially this nigger here! GANDALF: There are two great warriors protecting the hobbits and the ring. I dont think we have to worry about anything. RADAGAST: Yeah, right. Hahahahhahah! Man, you really dont know much about the Nine, do you? Aragorn and Glorfindel are almost at the Ford when the Nine Riders start following them. GLORFINDEL: Fuck! Glorfindel takes a shotgun out of coat. He loads it and shoot. The Nine Riders are riding really fast and dodging the bullets. Glorfindel keeps reloading and shooting. SHICK, SHICK! POW! SHICK, SHICK! POW! SHICK, SHICK! POW! Aragorn takes one of the 45s out of his coat and also starts shooting. POW! POW! POW! POW! The hobbits are screaming. HOBBITS: Aaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaah! Were going to die! The Nine Riders suddenly take rifles out of their coat at the same moment. They aim and shoot with only one hand. POOOOW! POOOOW! POOOOW! POOOOW! One of the bullets hit Frodo in the shoulder. FRODO: Aaaaaaaaaah! You are dying now, you sick piece of cockstain! Frodo puts the gun on Aragorns coat and takes out the other 45 pistol. Frodo shoots it 15 times on the Dark Rider, that falls dead on his horse, but continues riding. |
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