| Tarantinos The Lord of The Rings |
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| Por Folco | |
| 25 de junho de 2005 | |
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Página 14 de 28 Gandalf and Radagast are at the other side of the river, waiting for the company. He sees them aproaching. RADAGAST: See, the Nazgul are coming. GANDALF: There is only one thing to do. RADAGAST: I know. The two wizards lower their heads and start speaking in elvish. They are casting a flood. Aragorn and Glorfindels horses are riding at high speed, they pass by the river. When the Nine come, a flood is created by the two wizards. The flood comes in the form of a Bus. It hits the Nine, they all fall in the water and are taken by the rivers stream. RADAGAST: Hell yeah! No Liv Tylers here! BOOK 2 Frodo wakes up in a confortable bed, on a beautiful room. Its a sunny morning on Rivendell. He sees that his shoulder is cured and the bullet was removed. Theres someone sitting on a chair on the side of the bed. Its Gandalf. FRODO: Gandalf! GANDALF: Oh, you woke up! How are you feeling? FRODO: My shoulder, its much better. GANDALF: I know. FRODO: Where the fuck is this place? GANDALF: Rivendell. FRODO: Fuck no! GANDALF: Fuck yeah! Elronds whore house. Elrond enters the room with a smile on his face, looking at the hobbit. ELROND: Hello, Mr. Anderson. FRODO: Ahn? ELROND: I mean, Mr. Frodo. Sam blasts into the room, screaming for Frodo. SAM: Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo! They got elves here! Elven whores! Woo Hoo! Pippin and Merry enter the room holding machine guns and rocket launchers. PIPPIN: Hey, Frodo! You have to check this out! These puppies can blast a fucking cow in half! FRODO: You got guns here, Mr. Elrond? ELROND: A shit load of them. Cmon, Ill show you the place. Frodo and Elrond are walking down a big hallway, Frodo looks at the huge hacks full of guns. ELROND: We make them here. Its the biggest gun factory in Middle Earth. FRODO: Who made the first gun? ELROND: Oh, it was Glormir. A mysterious man who, 3000 years ago, brought the first gun to Middle Earth. We dont know how he got here or who made his gun. FRODO: He died? ELROND: Yes. During the Battle of The Last Alliance. I remember it like it was yesterday... |
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