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25 de junho de 2005
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FLASHBACK
We are now in Dagorlad as an army on elves and men fight Saurons forces in a battle field. The two armies run into each other with their swords, bows, axes.
Elrond is killing like a fucking mad man. Hes chopping heads, arms, opening their stomachs with his sword.
Elendil is fighting two trolls by himself. He dodges the trolls hammer and cut their legs.
Glormir, using his machine gun, takes out 30 orcs with the ray of bullets.
The Alliance is winning when Sauron arrives at the battle field. Hes twice the size of the men. He has a broadsword on his hand. Hes ready to kick some ass. A platton of elves attack Sauron. He hits them with hes incredibly big sword and they fly away.
Elendil sees the ring on his finger. The One Ring. Glormir takes out his shotgun and faces Sauron. Elendil joins him with Anduril on his hand. This is going to be the greatest battle ever fought.
Sauron strikes Elendil, who dodges, the sword hits the ground opening a large hole. The earth shakes. Glormir fires his shot gun.
SHICK, SHICK! POW!
SHICK, SHICK! POW!
SHICK, SHICK! POW!
The bullets hit Saurons armor, but they are not strong enough to break through. Sauron sweeps his sword across the battle field. Both Glormir and Elendil jump on the ground. Elendil gets up and starts to fight Sauron one-on-one. The swords hit each other with great energy. The hole army can feel it.
CLING!
CLING!
CLING!
CLING!
They are hitting and strinking, faster and faster.
Sauron cuts Anduril in half. Then, cuts Elendil chest. Blood is all over the place. Elendil falls dead on the ground.
Sauron feels a sword entering his back and cutting through his body. Its Isildur.]
Glormir loads his shotgun, SHICK, SHICK!
SAURON: Im am Sauron, The Motherfucker. I am invincible!
GLORMIR: No, youre not, Motherfucker!
Glormir puts the shotgun inside Saurons mouth. He shoots it.
POW!!!
Saurons head explode, followed by his body.
KABOOOOM!
The entire army falls on the ground. Glormir dies with the force of the explosion. Isildur falls on the ground, the Ring falls near him.
END FLASHBACK:


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