| Tarantinos The Lord of The Rings |
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| Por Folco | |
| 25 de junho de 2005 | |
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Página 21 de 28 RADAGAST: You dont have to be silent, just talk about something interesting. The only body part I want you to keep silent is your ass. LEGOLAS: I can tell a joke. RADAGAST: Yes, tell us a joke. LEGOLAS: Why did a dwarf cross the street? GIMLI: Grrrr! LEGOLAS: Because there was gold on the other side! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! The whole Fellowship looks at Legolas. No one laughs. BOROMIR: That wasnt funny. MERRY: Well, I can sing a song. BOROMIR: You sing songs, little one? MERRY: Yes, me and Pippin are great singers. PIPPIN: Im not going to sing now. Im too sad. This ring, its so heavy. BOROMIR: I bet it is. But sing a song, Merry. MERRY: Its called "Gay hobbits" In the mighty Shire, There lived a hobbit who cutted grass. He was a little wierd, He liked a dick up his... ARAGORN: Shut up! No cursing, please. The Fellowship continued walking through valleys and hills, crossing rivers, climbing rocks and mountains. THREE DAYS LATER Gandalf and Sam arrive at Tom Bombadils house. It was built on the foot of a hill, beautiful and simple. But nor Gandalf or Sam could enjoy that place, while Frodo was dead. Gandalf and Sam jump out of their rides. SAM: Are you sure he can do it? GANDALF: Oh, I hope so. They knock on the door. GANDALF: Tom! Tom blasts out of the door and starts dancing and singing in his garden. TOM: A doll, schmoll! I like the sun and I like the wall! Woopsie - daysies! Woopsie - daysies! A car, schmar! Peter Jackson needs new glasses! Yeepie - Kay - Yay! Yeepie - Kay - Yay! Oh, my lord! Frodo is dead. I think Ill ressurect him and eat some bread! Old MacDonald had a farm! Yee - I - Yay - I - Ow! |
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