| Tarantinos The Lord of The Rings |
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| Por Folco | |
| 25 de junho de 2005 | |
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Página 22 de 28 Tom enters the house and so does Gandalf and Sam. Inside, they put Frodos body on a table and wait for Tom to do something. TOM: Hey, Frodo, what are you doing? Wheres the tomato I ordered for a nooner? When I slip my finger and scream: Meeeeow! You will wake up and eat some cow. Gandalf and Sam were sitting on Toms chair in awe. They couldnt take their eyes of Tom, what a magical being! TOM: HEY FRODO, MEEEEEOW! WAKE UP NOW AND LICK MY SALT! Frodo opens his eyes. Gandalf and Sam search for the bullet holes on Frodos chest and there are none. Sam hugs Frodo. SAM: Thank God you are ok, Frodo! TOM: Well, thank me! Hey, Hey, Hey! FRODO: Whats going on? GANDALF: Rest for a while and I will tell you what happened, Frodo. 5 DAYS LATER The Fellowship arrives at the gates of Moria. Its night and the river near them is calm and silent, as is the Fellowship. The huge gate appears to have been drawed on the rocks of the huge mountains. The Fellowship is tired and hungry, they have hardly stopped for eating or sleeping. RADAGAST: Theres something written there. GIMLI: Its the 3 riddles of the green parot. BOROMIR: The what? GIMLI: Its the three riddles that need to be solved so we can get inside. LEGOLAS: Dwarves... RADAGAST: Do you know how to solve it? GIMLI: No. But the first riddle says: "Who am I if the hall is full of birds?". ARAGORN: What does that mean? GIMLI: I dont know. Arent you Isildurs heir? ARAGORN: Yes, what the fuck does that mean? GIMLI: Arent you suppose to be the smart ass? BOROMIR: Wait, lets try to solve this thing. Who am I if the hall is full of birds? RADAGAST: A bitch. The gate unlocks. The doors open to reveal another gate. |
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