| Tarantinos The Lord of The Rings |
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| Por Folco | |
| 25 de junho de 2005 | |
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Página 5 de 28 GANDALF: You still have the ring, dont you? FRODO: Yes, its on my drawer. Gandalf runs to Frodos bedroom. Frodo lights up and starts smoking pipe weed. Gandalf comes back with the ring on his hand. He throws the ring in the fire, than gets the ring and puts it on the table. GANDALF: Frodo, come here. Frodo goes to the table and sits down, still smoking the pipe weed. GANDALF: This is it! Look at the ring! The inscriptions! Frodo I have to tell you something. FRODO: Ok. Frodo is very high already. GANDALF: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness, bind them. FRODO: Your a poet and you dont know it! Hahahahahahahahahahaahhaha!!! GANDALF: Stop smoking that weed. FRODO: Ok. GANDALF: This is Saurons fucking ring. It was made a long time ago. This ring was being used by Sauron, The Motherfucker, in the Battle of the Last Alliance, when Isildur took it. But the son of a bitch had a weak heart, like all humans. Instead of destroying this ring, ending Saurons power, he took it with him. Isildur died and the ring was lost for 2500 years in a river. The ring was found by Smeagol. That little sucker also was corrupted by the ring. He took it to a cave and there he started rotting for 500 fucking years. Then, Bilbo found it. Now, its in your hands. The ring must be destroyed. FRODO: What? GANDALF: Sauron is seeking it. Seeking it with all his tought. Hes going to find the ring. Thats why Saruman wants it! FRODO: Hum? GANDALF: Hurry! You have to leave to Bree, now. I cant go with you, I have to talk to someone. FRODO: Hum? GANDALF: Wait, i can here someone. Gandalf turns and sees Saruman spying on the window. GANDALF: Son of a bitch!!!!! Gandalf takes his Uzi and shoots at Saruman. TATATATATATATATATATATTA GANDALF: Frodo, get down! FRODO: Hum? TATATATTATATATATATATATA Saruman gets his rifle and starts shooting! POW!POW!POW!POW!POW! Suddenly, Saruman notices that there is someone behind him. Its SAM! Sam hits Saruman with the shovel that hes carrying! Saruman looses his weapon and runs away. FRODO: Sam? Gandalf pulls Sam inside the house. GANDALF: Arent you the little bastard! SAM: Well, I do my best! GANDALF: I think I might have a job for you... SAM: Sorry, Gandalf. Im not gay. GANDALF: No! Not that type of job! |
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